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1. Yo mama has one leg and a bicycle.
2. Yo mama has 4 eyes and 2 pair of sunglasses.
3. Yo mama has so much hair on her upper lip, she braids it.
4. Yo mama has one hand and a Clapper.
5. Yo mama has green hair and thinks she's a tree.
6. Yo mama has one ear and has to take off her hat to hear what you're saying.
7. Yo mama has 10 fingers--all on the same hand.
8. Yo mama has a glass eye with a fish in it.
9. Yo mama has a short leg and walks in circles.
10. Yo mama has a short arm and can't applause.
11. Yo mama has so many freckles she looks like a hamburger!
12. Yo mama has three fingers and a banjo.
13. Yo mama has a wooden leg with a kickstand on it.
14. Yo mama has a bald head with a part and sideburns.
15. Yo mama has a wooden leg with branches.
16. Yo mama has so many teeth missing, it looks like her tounge is in jail.